Follow Your Heart-
$1000 a Day-
InspiraJolt
I speak straight from my heart when I must inform you that this is a daily jolt of inspirational humor, and so take it that way. If you get offended or anything like that, will leave a comment below and tell me about it.
I’ve made a couple of InspiraJolts before, but they weren't too hot and went into the rejection file. An InspiraJolt is a combination of inspiration and a lightning jolt to shock you into motivation – to do something today!
Like - Right now!
Get at it this moment... that type of thing.
Okay, watch the video of
Follow Your Heart- $1,000 a Day- Inspirajolt-
“Do you like hot stuff in the Movies”
Well, what did you think of my InspiraJolt video?
Did it rock your shorts?
Did it put a rock in your shorts?
Did it short out your rock (head)?
Okay, enough of that, already.
So… here it goes… the text transcription for those who like to read and really don’t want to view the video…
Do you like sex in the movies?
I don’t. I hate sex in the movies.
Awful. Disgusting. Horrible.
Yuck.
I’ve tried it.
One time the seat folded up.
And once, when I was grabbing butt, I got gum instead.
But the worst, the very worst time was…
When the drinks spilled…
and the mood chilled.
Ice in the crotch,
she was not thrilled.
Now, did you watch the video?
What did you think of the intro? Was that spectacular or what? I had some help from AquuL (link http://www.aquul.com/ to his website, in case you were interested in doing some of your own videos. Please don’t do another joke like my “Sex in the movies” thang).
I was wondering… if you were wondering… just how is an InspiraJolt like that supposed to motivate to get your rear into gear and ram charge into action toward making that $1,000 a day?
Well, did it get at least a chuckle out of you?
You didn’t roll your eyes at it, did you?
Laughter brings deep breaths and deep breaths get more oxygen into the blood stream and more of that good “O” stuff into your convoluted brain.
Whenever I’m more happy, I am invigorated and usually tear into my work stuff just like a hungry dawg goes after his dinner.
For some reason, a heaping bowl of hot and spicy chili just came to mind. I like to go to Wendy’s for my servings of chili with beans. In my opinion, they make the best. At least, I know it’s better than mine. I’ll be right back.
Okay, I’m back. I took care of that dang stomach growl, caused by a hungry dawg, caused by being invigorated, caused by more of the big “O” getting into your brain which was brought on from laughing at a jolt joke.
I hope you now see how it all works and how everything is connected. We’re not alone and separated in this world – we’re connected in a big way. And that isn’t through Facebook either. Say, it you’d like to be a friend connection, try me on Google +1 (link!).
Hope you liked my…
Follow Your Heart- $1,000 a Day- Inspirajolt-
“Do you like Sex in the Movies”
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